QFBA Rag – 2008-09 Season - Volume Seven

New Menu Item: Dubber Chops

The Ekim Tudd team finally put a huge game together and gave the Blubbers a big, fat sirloin chop right in the kisser. The Meaty Meanies put up the weekly hgh score for the first time in the history of this young franchise despite Guard San Jose Calderon's lousy 19. Hey, Coach Mutt, I know you didn't have any other guards to play but my free agent pickup last week doubled that output. There are real players out there. Talk nice and I might even offer up a mercy trade.

Coach Jay-Dub's team was looking like one of the teams to beat this year until Kornhole Kobe finally decided to play a team game and Me-myself-and-Iverson got traded to Detroit, where he seems to be struggling to find his spot. Add to that the fact that one never knows what one is going to get out of Carter, like a lousy 10 this week, and suddenly the Drubbers are in the droilet.

Just to rub it in, Carter went of for 51 on Saturday, when it didn't count. That's exactly why I didn't draft Mr. Ego.

Okay! I Give Already

Gees, it's not enought that I taught the kid everything she knows. She can't be happy with running away with the league and beating her old man, she has to run up the score too! So okay, I give. Softie Boozer has one more chance to play this week but even if he does, he's not likely to have 73 points in him. I get it already, okay?

It wasn't looking like such a stretch for the Cap to get the kid until Anthony had to pop off for 63 while Brand performed so bad for the Cap at 19 that he got his NBA coach fired. Then Wade picks this week to finally decide to be human and suddenly, Cap'n Parrotdead is walking the plank. Cap could have improved his lot by leaving Lewis in the game and even by playing Bogut over Brand but it still wouldn't have been enough.

Nice work, kid. Thank God I have the Dubbers next week.

BugZ Don't Stop No Trains!

This one was really even closer than it looked. Both teams had nice perform ances overall with the exception of Hilario's 19 for the BugZ. Hilario was playing in place of the injured Wallace and tha was likely the difference in this game. Still, you could really chalk this one up to coaching error. If I had to choose between Nono Hilarious and Stephen Jackson to fill a slot, it would have been a no brainer to go with Jackson, who would have giving the BigZ 38, the weekly high score and the win. For that matter, I'd start Jackson even if Wallace weren't injured.

I'm sure the Trainers aren't complaining after dropping a painful rivalry game last week, the'll take this one even if they did have a little help getting it.

Ballers Catch a Break

It wasn't their strongest week ever, thanks to Superman leaving his cape at home but The Effers will take this Dubya. They've suffered badly from matchup bug bites so they were glad to have found some calamine this week beating the team that leads the league in starting Mr. M. Tee.

Crutch City has really suffered from their absentee ownership. Rumor has it Coach Tobias got caught up in one of those midwest twisters where he claims to have seen a pig fly by his window. Toby, come back, your team needs you. Just click your heels together and say "There's not place like home, there's no place..."

Moral Victory For the 'Bus

Finally, a week without a loss for the 'Bus. So far, Bye is 0-0-7 this season.